I have a little TomTom, I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal one, my TomTom is my wife

It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.

I'm sure no other driver has so helpful, a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, It still gives it's advice.

Despite all these advantages and my tendency to scoff
I do wish that once in a while, I could turn the F****** thing off!

Now that is FUNNY!!! You made my day!!!! THANX!!!!

We need more of that and put it into a proper section.
Maybe people will learn to understand their GPS that way ROFL

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